did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
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