And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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