i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I would ride that face into the sunset
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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