She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
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He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
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i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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