I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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