Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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