Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
