dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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