My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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