I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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