if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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