Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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