Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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