i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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