her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
