I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
so much tequila, so little girl.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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