You really coming over, don't trick.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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