Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Randomize
