careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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