Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
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