i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
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