Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I currently don't understand fingers.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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