Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
