Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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