We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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