It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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