i don't plan on having that self control this summer
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Randomize
