is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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