dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
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You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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