you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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