ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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