You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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