This girl is more easily done than said...
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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