hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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