garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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