i permit you to call me
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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