can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Drake has all the answers
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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