We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
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