he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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