I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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