Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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