omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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