Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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