so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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