i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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