That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
