A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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