through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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