How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
We have so much sex to catch up on
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
