Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I think your dad took our porno
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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