I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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